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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Squishy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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