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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dexter eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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