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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Widget eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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