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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jelly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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