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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Snort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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