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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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