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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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