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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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