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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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