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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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