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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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