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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gizmo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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