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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maggie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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