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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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