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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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