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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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