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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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