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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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