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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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