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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Coco eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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