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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tilly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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