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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rosie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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