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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Charlie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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