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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Poppy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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