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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pennywise eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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