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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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