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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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