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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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