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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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