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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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