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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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