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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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