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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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