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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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