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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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