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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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