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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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