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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Weasley eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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