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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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