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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Trotsky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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