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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hermoine eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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