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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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