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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Spock eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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