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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bob eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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