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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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