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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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