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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Izzy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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