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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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