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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Missy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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