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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Missy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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