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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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