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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Champ eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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