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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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