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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sparky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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