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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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