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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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