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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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