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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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