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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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